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[Texas Fat Boy]

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a
light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they
wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle,
actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that
they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER
THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

[j f go]

I read this to my wife and as I laughed the solom answer from her was "true" 

[North Georgia Hawg]

My wife laughed and said it was true, too!

She also said it's a good thing we didn't meet when we were younger, because she used to have "Homicidal PMS"! 

Ken

[D-N-D]

 

[owl893]

This has come up here too.  The following things have been defined as "NOT, guy Only things".
1. Changing light bulbs
2. Trash management
3. Anything to do with cars including; checking oil, tire pressure, wiper fluid, pumping gas, etc.  Even if you have the man at the gas station do it.  NOTE:Turning up the radio does not make the "clunking" sound go away.
4. The toilet seat does NOT have a "base" position
5. Screwdrivers are unisex
6. Sure I'll help cook, clean, dust, do laundry and dishes, as long as you mow half the lawn, shovel half the snow, pay half the bills, and fix half the stuff that gets broken.

I'm sure you guys can add about a thousand more............
sorry to add reality to your satirical post TFB......

OWL

[GregKhougaz]

     Reality?        Never turn your back on an an animal which can bleed for five days without dying.     

[Mrs Rooster]

     Reality?        Never turn your back on an an animal which can bleed for five days without dying.     

 Greg, did you just call us ANIMALS...Really,   
The original post has humor, yours has NONE in my book.

[owl893]

uh oh, must be that time again; time to go out in the garage and rebuild the engine that is...............(can be a five day job).

OWL

[doublerunner]

My wife laughed and said it was true, too!

She also said it's a good thing we didn't meet when we were younger, because she used to have "Homicidal PMS"! 

Ken

 

[GregKhougaz]

Greg, did you just call us ANIMALS...Really,   
The original post has humor, yours has NONE in my book.

All in fun, my dear.       We are all animals; mammals and to be more specific, homo sapiens.

[Mrs Rooster]

All in fun, my dear.       We are all animals mammals and to be more specific, homo sapiens.

  Greg, you mean like this

[Fired00d]

  Greg, you mean like this

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[GregKhougaz]

        Oh yes!  I remember now.  That was a great drink!          

[North Georgia Hawg]

 

[Charlie]