My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some
we hadn't seen for quite a while,
and everyone was encouraged to bring their
children as well.
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All during dinner my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old
stared at me sitting across from her.
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The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
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I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted
my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
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I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.
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I finally asked her "Why are you staring at me?"
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Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table
went quiet for her response.
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The little girl said "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish. "