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Kevin at the doctor's office
« on: September 18, 2013, 10:06:08 AM »

Those  of us who spend much time in a doctor's office  should appreciate
this!
Doesn't it  seem more and more that physicians are running  their practices like an assembly  line?

Here's  what happened to Kevin:

Kevin  walked into a doctor's office and the  receptionist asked him what he  had.

Kevin  said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name,  address, medical insurance number and  told him to have a seat.

Fifteen  minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked  Kevin what he had...

Kevin said, 'Shingles.'  So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete  medical history  and told Kevin to wait in the examining  room.

A  half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin  what he had....

Kevin said, 'Shingles..'  So the  nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure  test, an electrocardiogram, and  told Kevin to  take off all his clothes and wait for the  doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in  and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude  and
asked  Kevin what he had.

Kevin said,  'Shingles.'

The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Kevin  said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want  me to unload 'em??'
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Re: Kevin at the doctor's office
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2013, 10:35:12 AM »

Now that is funny especially for me since I have been suffering from a bad case since first of July. People if you have had chicken pox get a Shingles shot. Trust me when I say you do NOT want Shingles.
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Re: Kevin at the doctor's office
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2013, 10:41:30 AM »

 :o :D
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Re: Kevin at the doctor's office
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2013, 07:40:25 PM »

Now that is funny especially for me since I have been suffering from a bad case since first of July. People if you have had chicken pox get a Shingles shot. Trust me when I say you do NOT want Shingles.

This is funny but what I've heard about having shingles isn't. Can't remember if I had chicken pox before. I am 63 and probably need the shot.
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Re: Kevin at the doctor's office
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2013, 10:58:00 PM »

Good one ;)
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