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Man's package amputated
« on: September 25, 2013, 07:15:03 PM »

Man's penis amputated after he abuses erection drug.

A Colombian man's attempt to impress a new girlfriend with his sexual prowess backfired in an ironically tragic way. According to the La Nacion newspaper, the 66-year-old had to have his penis amputated after reportedly overdosing on the erectile disfunction medication Viagra. Doctors in southern Colombia say the man intentionally overdosed on Viagra to impress his new girlfriend. As a result, he experienced a constant state of erection for several days, according to the paper.

After seeking medical attention for the days-long erection, doctors found the man's penis to be inflamed, fractured and showing signs of gangrene.   :'(

In order to stop the gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body, doctors say they were forced to amputate the man's penis.   :behead:

Doctors say the man is now recovering and doing well, relatively speaking.  :1112:
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2013, 08:13:37 PM »

OUCH!!DAMIT!!!!
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2013, 08:15:57 PM »

Talk about erectile disfunction  :nixweiss:
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2013, 08:34:23 PM »

Talk about erectile disfunction  :nixweiss:

 ;D ::) :laugh4: :laugh2: :zroflmao: :vrolijk_10: :vrolijk_9:
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2013, 10:50:56 PM »

Now I have a disfunction just thinking about that.
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2013, 11:14:11 PM »

Fractured!?!?!? ???

Will never make a priapism joke ever again.  Or at least not for the next four hours.....
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2013, 11:26:44 PM »

The advertisements always say "Seek medical attention for erections lasting more than 4 hours".  I always add "If your wife will let you"
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2013, 11:34:16 PM »

Where was Lorena Bobbit?  SJ Ron  :cucumber:
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2013, 06:04:14 AM »

 :o :o
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2013, 09:25:43 AM »

Dang it!
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2013, 08:08:55 PM »

The advertisements always say "Seek medical attention for erections lasting more than 4 hours".  I always add "If your wife will let you"





 :huepfenlol2:   Yeah Right!  If I have an erection for 4 hours... She's gonna need the medical attention  ;)
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2013, 09:07:56 PM »

How many is too many?   ???


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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2013, 10:09:52 PM »

What the hell is a fractured penis???  :worthless:  I mean, how hard did it get?  

I hope it was worth it.  :nervous:  
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2013, 12:14:12 AM »


What the hell is a fractured penis???  


From the Mayo Clinic website.  Be forewarned.  There is one line even worse than all the others.   :nervous:


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Is it possible to fracture your penis?

Answer
from Erik P. Castle, M.D.

Yes. A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis.

During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If the penis is bent suddenly or forcefully while it's engorged, the trauma may rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma is usually related to aggressive or acrobatic sexual intercourse or, in some cases, aggressive masturbation.

A penis fracture is a painful injury that's often accompanied by an audible cracking sound :bigcry: :o , followed immediately by dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. In some cases the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) may be damaged as well, and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.

A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. A penis fracture can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended. Left untreated, a penis fracture may result in deformity of the penis or the inability to have or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).
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Re: Man's package amputated
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2013, 02:45:26 AM »

The advertisements always say "Seek medical attention for erections lasting more than 4 hours".  I always add "If your wife will let you"

Look for the head nurse....
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