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Texas Fat Boy

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I can't wear your pants
« on: October 03, 2013, 01:25:15 PM »

On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body.

She said, "I can't wear your pants."
"That's right," intoned the groom, "And don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in the family."

The bride took off her panties and asked her husband to try it on.
"No way. I can't get into your panties." he said.
"That's right. And that's the way it'll be until you change your attitude." she said and smiled.
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Re: I can't wear your pants
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2013, 01:47:41 PM »

 :o ;D
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Re: I can't wear your pants
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2013, 01:23:10 AM »

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