Topic: in the hospital for a series of tests (Read 738 times)

Texas Fat Boy · « **on:** October 06, 2013, 01:28:18 PM »

The modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last test has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to the bathroom he decided the latest was just another.
Wrong, he completely filled his bed up with human waste and was embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cussing and swinging his arms, which drew the attention of the security guard.
The security guard ask: "What's going on?"
To which the drunk replied: "I don’t know, but I think I just beat the chit out of a ghost."

grayghost731 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2013, 01:34:33 PM »

D-N-D · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2013, 06:15:35 AM »

red ben59 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2013, 07:52:54 PM »

Charlie · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2013, 09:13:18 PM »

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