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Nice Rat
« on: October 23, 2013, 10:53:47 AM »
A man goes into a diner, sits down at the counter, and orders a bowl of Chili. The waitress tells him the guy next to him just got the last bowl.
The man looks over, and sees the bowl untouched. He asks the man, "Aren't you going to eat that?".
The other man says no, so the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.

About halfway through the bowl, he looks down and sees half a dead rat. He immediately vomits up into the bowl.
The other man looks over and says "Yeah, I made it about that far too."
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Re: Nice Rat
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2013, 11:10:45 AM »
 :puke:
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Re: Nice Rat
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2013, 02:17:17 PM »
 :o :o
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Re: Nice Rat
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2013, 02:45:08 PM »
 :chef:

Now I know whwt I won't have for dinner...
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Re: Nice Rat
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2013, 02:59:24 PM »
LOL now that is terrible!!
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Re: Nice Rat
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2013, 05:09:54 PM »
Nasty but funny...
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Re: Nice Rat
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2013, 06:16:54 PM »
maybe the chili killed he rat ? :nixweiss:
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Re: Nice Rat
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2013, 09:49:44 PM »
That's bad :drink:
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Re: Nice Rat
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2013, 10:57:22 PM »
GROSS, but I'm stealing this!  :2vrolijk_09:
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Re: Nice Rat
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2013, 03:23:12 AM »
 :'( :2vrolijk_21:
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