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rottenroger

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Home security southern style
« on: October 24, 2013, 04:26:44 PM »
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for
more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter
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Re: Home security southern style
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2013, 04:36:09 PM »
Roger, you been to my house?
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Re: Home security southern style
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2013, 05:07:52 PM »
 :o :o :o ;D
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Re: Home security southern style
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2013, 08:17:04 PM »
 That might work down south!  :nixweiss:  Not in the "D"

  That is pretty funny!   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Home security southern style
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2013, 08:23:51 PM »
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Re: Home security southern style
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2013, 02:44:31 AM »
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