Buddy Hacket did this one a number of years ago.....still funny......
John goes to see his doctor because he has an incredibly small penis and
wants to know if anything can be done to help him.
Dr. Putz rolls his eyes and says: "Okay, let's have a look."
John drops his pants and Dr. Putz tries not to laugh.
"You're right!" smiles Dr. Putz. "You definitely need help! But you're in
luck -- we have a new procedure that uses the DNA taken from the trunk of a
newborn baby elephant. It doesn't hurt you, it doesn't hurt the elephant,
everybody wins!"
John smiles: "Sign me up!" and quickly checks into the hospital for the
procedure.
After a couple of weeks pass, he finally gets the courage to ask his next
door neighbor, Mary, out on a date.
They are having dinner at a fancy French restaurant when suddenly John's
penis rips through his pants, snakes up over the table, grabs a bread roll
out of Mary's hand, and then, just as quickly, disappears back under the
table.
John, mortified with embarrassment, doesn't know what to say.
Mary's eyes are big as saucers..and she says with glee in her voice,
"Can you do that again?" she asks.
John, gasping for air, says: "Later... I don't have room in my ass right now for another
dinner roll!"
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Topic: Bigger is better (Read 693 times)