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Traffic Warning
« on: November 07, 2006, 04:48:51 PM »

An Amish lady is driving down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a policeman.


"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you but I do have to issue you a warning," the officer said. "You have a broken reflector on your buggy."


"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home," she replied.


"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse," said the officer. "That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!"


Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the police officer.


"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" asked Jacob.


"He said the reflector is broken," she answered.


"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" asked her husband.


"I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake..."




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