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[2k]

If you plug your tire with a Viagra tablet will the tire stay hard for up to four hours?

 That might be enough time to get to the dealer to have it replaced.

Saw a funny on a gas station poop palace wall.......if you have a erec***** that last more than 4hrs, call Judy 555-5555

[ultrarider123]

Saw a funny on a gas station poop palace wall.......if you have a erec***** that last more than 4hrs, call Judy 555-5555

[LovemyCVOgirl]

Saw a funny on a gas station poop palace wall.......if you have a erec***** that last more than 4hrs, call Judy 555-5555

Trust me folks  That's not my phone number. 

[2018_FLTRXSE]

Saw a funny on a gas station poop palace wall.......if you have a erec***** that last more than 4hrs, call Judy 555-5555

I thought you were supposed to call the "Head" nurse for that?

[SBB]

Trust me folks  That's not my phone number. 

 

Remember that monkey comment,
Karma.


 


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[2k]

Trust me folks  That's not my phone number. 

Damn girlfriend, thats what it said......I didn't put the two together, if I had I would have made it Bertha or Hilda or anybody but Judy!!!

SORRY

[Fired00d]

Trust me folks  That's not my phone number. 

Ah come on Judy... you're amongst friends here don't be bashful.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[LovemyCVOgirl]

You're right.., Since I'm amongst friends, let's be honest!   .  The first person that called "MY" number from the bathroom wall was Chip.    Of course I didn't tell him it was me, I just listened to his "problem" and made suggestions!    Two days later 2K called the number and told me that he had the same problem as Chip.  I said REALLY!?!   The next day Gary calls the same number and that's when I asked him why him and the other two were sitting on a toilet in the women's bathroom because that's where I wrote the number.    But come on guys!  We are all friends.., using the women's bathroom is safe with me.  I won't tell.  

[cambo]

Lets get back to the subject at hand.......I got it figured. I'm going to get a tatoo of a tire plug on my valve stem!!!!

Just remember to have the valve stem pointing up when attempting to tattoo - The best way to do that of course is to have your bike on its back, preferably on a blanket, which you can easily accomplish by trying to turn the bike around when backing out of your garage.

[Trapperdog]

You're right.., Since I'm amongst friends, let's be honest!   .  The first person that called "MY" number from the bathroom wall was Chip.    Of course I didn't tell him it was me, I just listened to his "problem" and made suggestions!    Two days later 2K called the number and told me that he had the same problem as Chip.  I said REALLY!?!   The next day Gary calls the same number and that's when I asked him why him and the other two were sitting on a toilet in the women's bathroom because that's where I wrote the number.    But come on guys!  We are all friends.., using the women's bathroom is safe with me.  I won't tell.  

Ha 

[1sharprdkg]

Trust me folks  That's not my phone number. 

Now that was funny!
Jimmy, your newest avatar makes me want to buy a trampoline.lol