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Hawgrider

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Irish nuns
« on: November 11, 2013, 02:13:22 PM »

Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks  pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.



The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."



So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fxxkin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"



Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"
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Re: Irish nuns
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2013, 04:08:45 PM »

 :o
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Re: Irish nuns
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2013, 06:23:24 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Irish nuns
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2013, 07:52:47 AM »

Nice..
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Re: Irish nuns
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2013, 09:01:55 AM »

 :orange: .............I love these kinds of jokes.
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Re: Irish nuns
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2013, 10:12:05 AM »

 :D :o :2vrolijk_21:
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