A biker walked in to a rough looking bar to have a few drinks after work. Sitting on the bar was a jar of $100 bills. He told the bartender "your tip jar is looking pretty good!" The bartender laughed and told him that was the prize money for the "Tough Man Contest". When he asked about the contest he was told this:
You drop a $100 bill into the jar
Our 7' tall 300 lb. bouncer "spike" will immediately come after you
If you can handle spike I have a Doberman Pincher out back with a bad tooth
If you can get the tooth out of the dog's mouth I have fat Betty, a 250 lb. prostitute who hasn't had an orgasm in 10 years
If you can get fat Betty off then you win the jar full of cash!
The guy said he better have a few shots of Jack first. After about 4 doubles he stood up, a bit wobbly, peeled off a $100 bill and dropped it in the jar.
Spike came roaring down the bar growling.......
He grabbed the bottle of Jack from behind the bar and cold cocked spike,
He leaped over the bar and kicked open the back door,
There were sounds of growling, yelping and scuffling from out back where the Doberman was,
He came back in all out of breath, dog bit and bloody and yelled.....
"where's that whore with the bad tooth!"
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