Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
Roses
"Sorry, too few characters."
Pretty roses
"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
1prettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
1f###ingprettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
1F###INGprettyrose
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
1F###ingPrettyRose
"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
1F###ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightF###ingNow!?
"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."
1F###ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightF###ingNow
"Sorry, that password is already taken."