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2010Convertable

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One liners
« on: December 08, 2013, 12:21:39 AM »
"I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I want to get a full body tattoo of myself, but taller.

If your CVO could travel at the speed of light, would your headlight work?

I intend to live forever... So far, so good.
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Re: One liners
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2013, 09:24:15 AM »
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Re: One liners
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2013, 09:48:27 AM »
Quote from: 2010Convertable on December 08, 2013, 12:21:39 AM
"I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I want to get a full body tattoo of myself, but taller.

If your CVO could travel at the speed of light, would your headlight work?

I intend to live forever... So far, so good.

Why would you ask such a complex question on a Sunday morning, now I have a headache :drink:
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Re: One liners
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2013, 10:03:57 AM »
Funny...
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Re: One liners
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2013, 11:05:55 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21:    bouncing boobs , are always good 4 head aches   :huepfenlol2:
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