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Japanese Sex
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:21:44 AM »
There is this Japanese couple having an argument over the ways of highly erotic sex.
He wanted a much more physical content and the use of sexual stimulation whereas she wanted a more intimate and reassuring encounter.   

This is how it played out.......
 
 
 
 
Husband:  Sukitaki?
 
 
 
 
 
Wife replies:  Kowanini!
 
 
 
 
 
Husband says:  Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
 
 
 
 
 
Wife on her knees literally begging:  Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
 
 
 
 
 
Husband replies angrily:  Na miaou kina tim kouji!!!
 
 

> see below <
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 







 
And here you sit reading this stuff as if you understand Japanese!
 
 
 
I always knew that any topic on SEX would grab your attention!




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Re: Japanese Sex
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2013, 07:31:38 PM »
Man the stuff we go thru to read an erotic story. My Japanese sounded pretty good.
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Re: Japanese Sex
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2013, 08:00:12 PM »
Quote from: Skillet on December 08, 2013, 07:31:38 PM
Man the stuff we go thru to read an erotic story. My Japanese sounded pretty good.




 :huepfenlol2:  that's funny!   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Japanese Sex
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2013, 09:52:56 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Japanese Sex
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2013, 10:36:38 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Japanese Sex
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2013, 01:38:53 PM »
All that time I thought I was going to find out what "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!" meant  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Japanese Sex
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2013, 08:21:49 AM »
don't give this a second rook........................... :orange:

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Re: Japanese Sex
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2013, 11:24:10 PM »
I tried to read backward, believing that this was where you were going...   :-\

Was about to get fluent in reverse Japanese and almost proud of it !   8)
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