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Do You Have Guts Or Balls?
« on: November 13, 2006, 01:15:18 PM »
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

[highlight]I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.[/highlight]
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Re: Do You Have Guts Or Balls?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2006, 01:37:03 PM »
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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

[highlight]I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.[/highlight]
So which are you, inquiring minds want to know? [smiley=nixweiss.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] ;D [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

/me is neither [smiley=nervous.gif] :D

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Re: Do You Have Guts Or Balls?
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2006, 01:41:23 PM »
Neither, lost both in my first marrige. :'( Her attorney got them. :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Do You Have Guts Or Balls?
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2006, 01:46:56 PM »
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Neither, lost both in my first marrige. :'( Her attorney got them. :'( :'( :'(
[smiley=oops.gif] Ouch!!! :'( :o :-/ Oh well the only thing she can do with them is.... [smiley=juggle2.gif] so they aren't serving her any purpose. ;D

Oh chit, now I know what happened to minds, but I didn't have to get divorced to loose them. :( [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

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Re: Do You Have Guts Or Balls?
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2006, 04:08:10 PM »
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[smiley=oops.gif] Ouch!!! :'( :o :-/ Oh well the only thing she can do with them is.... [smiley=juggle2.gif] so they aren't serving her any purpose. ;D

Oh chit, now I know what happened to minds, but I didn't have to get divorced to loose them. :( [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

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D00d ,
The difference there is that your way they're removed without your knowing, when I got divorced mine were ripped off!  [smiley=nervous.gif]  Ouch is right!

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Re: Do You Have Guts Or Balls?
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2006, 04:18:13 PM »
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D00d ,
The difference there is that your way they're removed without your knowing, ......

Ed

So that was the reason for the big [smiley=vrolijk_4.gif] on her face? [smiley=nixweiss.gif] It's all becoming clear now. :-/

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Re: Do You Have Guts Or Balls?
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2006, 04:27:02 PM »
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D00d ,
The difference there is that your way they're removed without your knowing, when I got divorced mine were ripped off!
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Re: Do You Have Guts Or Balls?
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2006, 10:19:32 PM »
[size=8]never married[/size] [smiley=banana.gif]
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