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Texas Fat Boy

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Men are such romantics........
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:09:29 AM »
Men are such romantics........

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2013, 10:18:52 AM »
I'll have to borrow that one..... :huepfenlol2:  :zroflmao:
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2013, 11:51:41 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2013, 12:02:01 PM »
 :D
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2013, 12:16:44 PM »
 I'm conducting an "advisement" as we speak!!!
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2013, 02:05:14 PM »
cool
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2013, 07:15:27 PM »
Quote from: muddypaws on December 12, 2013, 02:05:14 PM
cool

Murhpy's actions or the original joke?  :oops:

 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2013, 08:17:44 AM »
Sounds like something I would have said back to her. :bananarock: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2013, 11:08:57 AM »
Quote from: Texas Fat Boy on December 12, 2013, 10:09:29 AM
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
her advise would be "don't leave the seat up"
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2013, 10:00:22 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Men are such romantics........
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2013, 05:54:39 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21:
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