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[OBB]

A wife surprises her hubby for his birthday by taking him to a strip club.
At the club the doorman says "Hi Jim how are you today?"
The wife asks "How does he know you?" Jim replies "I play football with him"
Inside the bartender asks "The usual Jim?" Jim says to his wife "Before you say anything, he's in the darts league"
Next a stripper walks up and asks "Do you want the special again Jim?"
Jim's wife storms out dragging Jim with her and they jump into a taxi.
The taxi driver says " Hey Jimmy Boy, you picked up a real ugly one this time..."
Jim's funeral is Friday...

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