A husband was having difficulty in bed and his wife suggested he see a doctor for a recommendation. The doctor prescribes him Viagra, and says, take it 15 mins before sex.
The man is excited and calls his wife, "Honey, head home for lunch, I'll have a BIG surprise for you". His wife says, "I'll be home in 15 mins". The man takes a Viagra. When he gets home he is READY! As he comes through the door the maid tells him his wife called and has to go to a business lunch and can't make it.
Not knowing what to do the man calls his doctor in a panic. "Doc, I'm ready to go and my wife can't make home, what am going to do." The doctor tells him to "get some porn to help relieve him". The man says, "porn is not going to do it doc, I need the real thing". The doctor says, "Okay, give the maid $500 and see if she'll take care of you".
The man replies,...."Doc,... I don't need Viagra for the maid"!
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Topic: Drs Orders Part II (Read 681 times)