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A Positive Attitude
« on: January 20, 2014, 08:41:44 AM »
Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital’s ICU, tubes up my nose
& down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my
head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It
was obvious I’d been in a serious accident.

She looked at me deep &
steady and I heard her slowly say, ‘You may not
feel anything from the waist  down.'

I managed to mumble in reply,

'Can I feel your breasts, then?'


NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE
ATTITUDE
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Re: A Positive Attitude
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2014, 09:04:22 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: A Positive Attitude
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2014, 10:43:56 AM »
That's great  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: A Positive Attitude
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2014, 12:41:16 PM »
I'll use that...
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Re: A Positive Attitude
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2014, 12:45:56 PM »
Quote from: muddypaws on January 20, 2014, 12:41:16 PM
I'll use that...
...but, hope I'm never in a situation to.
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Re: A Positive Attitude
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2014, 09:04:48 AM »
:dankk2: Stole this one...........thanks.         :deal2:
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