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[KingElvis]

A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $100.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, I am.
The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.

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[ICBB]

Brilliant!

[WildWes72]

cheeseburger without mayo!!!!!

[xsdbs]

I want a cheeseburger, then a hand job...