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thermometer
« on: February 17, 2014, 06:31:01 PM »
 how do ya tell a rectal thermometer from an oral thermometer?

the rectal thermometer tastes like chit
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Re: thermometer
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 07:53:39 PM »
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Re: thermometer
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2014, 08:34:29 PM »
Giggles :nixweiss:
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Re: thermometer
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 08:35:59 PM »
Guess I'll never know.
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Re: thermometer
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2014, 06:32:54 AM »
 :o :o
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Re: thermometer
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2014, 09:42:10 AM »
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

 Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".

 Have a nice day everyone and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.

Read more at http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp#LBTCu1p4AWVs9vO7.99

It's still funny.

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Re: thermometer
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2014, 07:45:38 PM »
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