Topic: A man texted his neighbor (Read 1338 times)

Texas Fat Boy · « **on:** February 21, 2014, 10:50:34 AM »

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around, in fact more than you.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

muddypaws · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:20:40 PM »

Good one..

Akicita · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:24:45 PM »

I gotta start proofreading my texts a whole lot more often!

dahsen · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2014, 06:16:03 PM »

. He should have used a stronger passwhatever on his wif.....

Probably funnier in French....

D-N-D · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2014, 08:00:55 AM »

red ben59 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 26, 2014, 08:22:50 PM »

Damn auto correct. It f@%ks me every day

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Texas Fat Boy

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