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[Bagger]

Bones:  Definitely the precurser to a loarge pile of goo

Yessir!  YUCK!  And the goo product always looks exponentially larger than that which they consumed.

[Screamin]

We've been puke free around here since the last time I posted a picture of one of Annie Bea's creations.  We've learned our lesson with steak bones.  The CVO Boxers look so dejected when we throw out the bones.  Good thing the trash can is in the garage.

Some bones are worse that others. My uncle the vet alway advised me against bones that would splinter - ribs, chix, etc. as they can perforate the guts. If you see blood in the puke or poop that's a bad sign.

[altugo]

It has been 17 days since noone has psoted anything about this rather interesting and informative topic that we all love and enjoy.Its currently at number 10 between most replied topics.I was busy with the stats of the site since spidermans welcome blanket got me curious about the latest member count.It was 3500 so i started a new member welcome for the 35ooth member and while i was at it i wanted to revive this topic too.

[Twolanerider]

something helpful (or as helpful as I'm going to be this evening)

[Twolanerider]

for Latino felines

[Twolanerider]

for D00d!!

[iski]

What an interesting thread.  I only read page 37.

[Twolanerider]

What an interesting thread.  I only read page 37.

good grief, just saw the word "catheter" and my legs involuntarily crossed all on their own 

[iski]

good grief, just saw the word "catheter" and my legs involuntarily crossed all on their own 

Damn, you are observant.

I cringed when I read your post, and only 1 doc ever threatened me with a catheter.  Never saw that doc again......

[Fired00d]

good grief, just saw the word "catheter" and my legs involuntarily crossed all on their own 

That reminds me of my first night in the hospital after hip surgery. I would have sworn the nurse I had that night was Shultz (from Hogan Hero's) twin sister. She came in sometime in the middle of the night asking had I passed any water with this look in her eyes that I knew exactly what was her plan of action. I immediately told her to bring me water (two pitchers). It wasn't long before I was able to produce something to keep her hands off me. Talking about a scare. I don't know what I was more scared of.... the catheter or the nurse that was going to put it in.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[Twolanerider]

That reminds me of my first night in the hospital after hip surgery. I would have sworn the nurse I had that night was Shultz (from Hogan Hero's) twin sister. She came in sometime in the middle of the night asking had I passed any water with this look in her eyes that I knew exactly what was her plan of action. I immediately told her to bring me water (two pitchers). It wasn't long before I was able to produce something to keep her hands off me. Talking about a scare. I don't know what I was more scared of.... the catheter or the nurse that was going to put it in.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

Ok, the following may fall in to the TMI category, but what the hell.

Early in grad school for a while I was dating a girl that was an RN grad student in the nursing department (or biomedical sciences or whatever the hell academic department it was that nurses got degreed out of).  For awhile she was complaining that they couldn't get volunteers to be catheterized to show students how to do it.  She explained that the volunteer got like 20 bucks or some other small amount and stood behind a wall with just the important bits sticking through to avoid embarassment to both the volunteer and the class.

I didn't know any better.  So I figured it'd be fun to be the anonymous willy behind the wall and whisper stupid stuff to her while she was in front of the class and no one else would be able to hear.  Trouble was there wasn't any wall.  And I still didn't have enough sense to keep my mouth shut.  She got a little flustered during the whole demonstration.  "Hope and poke" was the only accurate description of what she ended up demonstrating that day.  I peed red for a week.

[iski]

Ok, the following may fall in to the TMI category, but what the hell.

Early in grad school for a while I was dating a girl that was an RN grad student in the nursing department (or biomedical sciences or whatever the hell academic department it was that nurses got degreed out of).  For awhile she was complaining that they couldn't get volunteers to be catheterized to show students how to do it.  She explained that the volunteer got like 20 bucks or some other small amount and stood behind a wall with just the important bits sticking through to avoid embarassment to both the volunteer and the class.

I didn't know any better.  So I figured it'd be fun to be the anonymous willy behind the wall and whisper stupid stuff to her while she was in front of the class and no one else would be able to hear.  Trouble was there wasn't any wall.  And I still didn't have enough sense to keep my mouth shut.  She got a little flustered during the whole demonstration.  "Hope and poke" was the only accurate description of what she ended up demonstrating that day.  I peed red for a week.

I cringed AND crossed my legs after I read that.

[Fired00d]

......  "Hope and poke" was the only accurate description of what she ended up demonstrating that day.  I peed red for a week.

Oh Chit!!!! I don't think I'll be able to pass water for a week now.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[Twolanerider]

I cringed AND crossed my legs after I read that.

You ain't the only one brother.  It's a reflexive memory all it's own man.   

[iski]

So far, this is the only board I have posted on that has a thread dedicated to the topic of cat vomit and dog puke.

And I just discovered it today.

Had I discovered it a couple of weeks back, I would not have discovered it today.  Time is funny like that.