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Why you never see a man's letter to Dear Abby
« on: November 28, 2006, 04:47:26 PM »

Dear Abby,
 I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
 could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
 wife has been cheating on me.
 The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
 wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
 their  names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
 know them."
 I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
 walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
 gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
 I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
 berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
 was I checking up on her.
 Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
 down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again
 and I decided to really check on her.
 I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
 garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
 street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
 Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
 leaking a little oil.
 Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
 Thanks, Bob
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Re: Why you never see a man's letter to Dear Abby
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2006, 04:55:56 PM »

3rd or 4th re-run......
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Re: Why you never see a man's letter to Dear Abby
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2006, 07:18:23 PM »

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3rd or 4th re-run......

 [smiley=oops.gif] Sorry about that.
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Re: Why you never see a man's letter to Dear Abby
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2006, 10:51:16 AM »

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3rd or 4th re-run......

But still funny! [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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Re: Why you never see a man's letter to Dear Abby
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2006, 02:41:30 PM »

This one is like a 'I Love Lucy ' rerun for jokes here.
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