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[Texas Fat Boy]

There once was a young man who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional he said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my girlfriend and I made mad passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass and then drink it."
The young man asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said "NO, but it will wipe the smile off of your face."

[muddypaws]

Good one...

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[WildWes72]

Damn, too funny.....


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[dahsen]

Lol