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[lilbear]

A rather attractive blonde female has just lost her job due to the recent work-force reductions in her company and decided to look for odd jobs to help make ends meet.  She decided to look for odd jobs in a rather well-to-do neighborhood as the odds were better for getting some work there.  She rang the doorbell on the first house she came to and then explained to the home owner that she was looking for odd jobs and would do just about anything for some extra cash and further explained that she was quite handy.  The man asked her if she could do some painting for him and she replied immediately that she just loved to paint and would be happy to help him out.  The man told her that he needed his porch painted and that she would find the paint and everything else she needed in the garage.  About two hours passed and the blonde went back to the door to inform the home owner of her completion.  The home owner asked in amazement,

[Fired00d]

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[erniezap]

A rather attractive blonde female has just lost her job due to the recent work-force reductions in her company and decided to look for odd jobs to help make ends meet.  She decided to look for odd jobs in a rather well-to-do neighborhood as the odds were better for getting some work there.  She rang the doorbell on the first house she came to and then explained to the home owner that she was looking for odd jobs and would do just about anything for some extra cash and further explained that she was quite handy.  The man asked her if she could do some painting for him and she replied immediately that she just loved to paint and would be happy to help him out.  The man told her that he needed his porch painted and that she would find the paint and everything else she needed in the garage.  About two hours passed and the blonde went back to the door to inform the home owner of her completion.  The home owner asked in amazement,

[Hoist!]

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[HWYMAN1]

that might be grounds for justifiable homicide!