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Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« on: May 10, 2014, 03:10:50 PM »

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started a game on her phone, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know $hit?" And then she went back to playing on her phone. :o :D ;D :P

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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2014, 05:40:12 PM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2014, 07:00:26 PM »

 :) :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2014, 10:51:43 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2014, 07:02:57 AM »

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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2014, 08:49:49 AM »

Good reply!  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2014, 09:07:29 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2014, 09:17:50 AM »

Little kids are so smart these days. I had 2 young boys sitting playing on their games machines as I thought when I asked are those regular I-pads or games. The older boy didn't even look at me and smugly said " I-Pad Air" as I shut up and walked away. :'(
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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2014, 11:17:41 PM »

  bless her heart!! hate she had to have her game interrupted for that!! ::)
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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2014, 12:22:50 AM »

Right on! :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Atheist and Little Girl on Airplane
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2014, 05:22:38 PM »

Great! Thanks for sharing!
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