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[MJZ]

If your scooter has more miles rolling to the bike shop to get chrome than to the local tavern to get a beer, you just might NOT be a biker.
 

[VAZHOG]

If you spend more time on the internet posting than riding   - You might NOT be a biker

[MJZ]

OUCH!

[cigarmike]

If you spend more time on the internet posting than riding

[110tHunDer]

If you always make sure the ride ends early enough so that you have time to

[MJZ]

Good one  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[cigarmike]

I see unlimited potential in this thread

If your best bro's invite you to go for a putt, and you tell them, "thats sounds good, but let me ask my wife if its ok first.................

[SPIDERMAN]

your butler rolls your bike out of the garage for you

[cigarmike]

Heres one for Ernie zap

If your new girlfriend has leather that is more broke in than yours is..............

[thatrhinoguy]

Not just if :

If you ever left the scooter at home because it was too much of a pain in the ass to move the cage out of the way, you just might NOT be a biker.

But if you even have a cage parked in the way!!!

[MJZ]

Not just if :

If you ever left the scooter at home because it was too much of a pain in the ass to move the cage out of the way, you just might NOT be a biker.

But if you even have a cage parked in the way!!!

OUCH! That is me!

[HWYMAN1]

Might not be a biker if your trailer has more miles on it than your scooter!

[CVOMOE!!]

Maybe afternoon tea instead of going to the bar with your buddies.  I think that would qualify.

Cheers, Moe [smiley=banana.gif] [smiley=drink.gif]

[MJZ]

Maybe afternoon tea instead of going to the bar with your buddies.

[MJZ]

[highlight]I stand corrected:[/highlight]

"High Tea is often a misnomer. Most people refer to afternoon tea as high tea because they think it sounds regal and lofty, when in all actuality, high tea, or "meat tea" is dinner. High tea, in Britain, at any rate, tends to be on the heavier side. American hotels and tea rooms, on the other hand, continue to misunderstand and offer tidbits of fancy pastries and cakes on delicate china when they offer a "high tea."