Topic: Women and Men Poem (Read 582 times)

fatboyse2 · « **on:** December 08, 2006, 06:45:35 PM »

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a chit

Screamin · « **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2006, 08:22:11 PM »

LOL. That's funny - - - - and true.

Special_Ed · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2006, 03:23:34 PM »

I thought tyhis one was pretty funny too but the GF did not. [smiley=oops.gif] Next time I'll keep it too myself.

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