Subject: Guts vs Balls
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>> > > Guts vs. Balls
>> > >
>> > > The difference between guts and balls
>> > >
>> > > We've all heard about people having guts or
>>balls. But
>> > > do you really know
>> > > the difference between them? In an effort to
>>keep you
>> > > informed, the
>> > > definition for each is listed below .
>> > >
>> > > GUTS - is arriving home late after a night
>>out with
>> > > the guys, being met by
>> > > your wife with a broom, and having the guts
>>to ask:
>> > > "Are you still cleaning , or are you flying
>>somewhere?"
>> > >
>> > > BALLS - is coming home late after a night
>>out with the
>> > > guys, smelling of
>> > > perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
>>slapping
>> > > your wife on the
>> > > ass and having the balls to say: "You're
>>next."
>> > >
>> > > I hope this clears up any confusion on the
>>subject.
>> > >
>> > > In reality there isn't much difference since
>>either
>> > > one will ultimately result in death.
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