Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house before Christmas."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool for Christmas."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the the whole dam kitchen for her for Christmas."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to for Chrismas to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?"
She said, ..... "Wear a sweater it's cold outside"
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