Topic: I need a building permit (Read 781 times)

Texas Fat Boy · « **on:** July 30, 2014, 07:10:53 PM »

Some of my friends have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement...
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide,
with 12 gun turrets at various heights
and windows all over the place
and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was loud enough to entertain the whole neighborhood.

It would have parking for 200 cars
and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.

I love this country.
It’s the government that scares the crap out of me.

D-N-D · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2014, 05:27:38 AM »

muddypaws · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2014, 07:54:55 AM »

Sad but true..

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Texas Fat Boy

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muddypaws

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