Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[smkymtnboy]

A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “I’m sorry sir, but you’ll get your chance in court,” says the duty officer. “No, you don’t understand I am not mad says the guy! I just want to know how he got in the house without waking my wife. I been trying to learn how to do that for years!

[D-N-D]