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[longlast]

       Jimy-Joe went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. 'We have 99' replied the shop owner 'Give us the lot' said the Jimmy-Joe, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off.

He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened. 'I don't know sur' he replied 'but that's the last time I try that budgie jumping'

[WestCoastRuss]

....on this side of the pond budgies are called parakeets......had a pair of them when I lived in the Midlands for 3 years...

[moscooter]

 

Thanks for the clearification.  I also had a parakeet (budgie) for a few years,  but this attempt at a joke didn't register to me till your followup explanation.

[D-N-D]

 

[muddypaws]

Now I understand...

[2k]

Longlast tawks funnie!!!!