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cigarmike

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God and man
« on: December 19, 2006, 05:13:05 PM »

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men
who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women."

"Then I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men who were truly heads of their household, there was only
one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be
the  Head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your
purpose!

 

Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this
line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
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