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Hawgrider

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Johnny
« on: November 10, 2014, 08:45:01 PM »
A  teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids, what do they need at  home?

 1st kid says "A computer". Teacher replies "That'd be  very  useful."

 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower"  and gets a similar  response.

 Johnny pops up and says: "At my house we don't need  anything."

Teacher asks him to think again as everybody needs something.
                   
 Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure!
                   
 When my  sister started dating a Muslim,
                   
 I remember Dad saying, “Well, that's the last fxxking thing we need."
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Re: Johnny
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 09:35:11 PM »
 :o
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Re: Johnny
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2014, 10:45:29 PM »
LOL!
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Re: Johnny
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2014, 07:11:09 AM »
 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Johnny
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2014, 09:02:05 AM »
 :o ;D
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