An 85 year old man decided to re-live his youth and buy a new Corvette.
As soon as he leaves the dealer parking lot he heads on the Interstate and guns it, going 80 miles an hour.
He looks in his rear view mirror and sees a State Trooper following him with his lights on. He puts his foot to the floor, 90, 100, 110mph.
He finally comes to his senses and pulls over. The trooper looks into the car (surprised to see an 85 year old man) and says:
"Sir, I've been doing this job a long time. I thought I'd seen it all. IF YOU CAN GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON FOR GOING 110 MILES PER HOUR THAT I HAVEN'T HEARD BEFORE, I WILL LET YOU GO."
The old man looks up without hesitation and says:
"Officer, 50 years ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper. When I saw you in my rear mirror, I thought, 'Oh, no. He's bringing her back!'
The officer promptly stepped back and said, "Sir, have a nice day."
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