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[martys]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..


The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.


He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..


She directs him down the correct aisle.


A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.


She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?


He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.


So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.


(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

 

 

Marty

[grayghost731]

 

[smkymtnboy]

  think it would have been safer to quit smoking

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