Topic: Biggest boots she'd ever seen (Read 1404 times)

Texas Fat Boy · « **on:** January 09, 2015, 10:43:59 AM »

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him two $100 bills.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

D-N-D · « **Reply #1 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:21:25 PM »

2k · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2015, 06:34:16 AM »

You mean it was bigger than she thought?

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TXGator · « **Reply #3 on:** January 11, 2015, 09:11:54 PM »

Size don't matter.. Right... LOL

North Georgia Hawg · « **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2015, 11:45:10 PM »

I only wear a size 11… but at least they fit!

Ken

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Texas Fat Boy

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