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Texas Fat Boy

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How about giving me your number
« on: January 18, 2015, 10:14:01 AM »
I was in the 'Arizona Rose' last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number?"

I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, " Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is on Monday
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Re: How about giving me your number
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2015, 02:08:38 PM »
 :o :D :D :D
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Re: How about giving me your number
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2015, 06:37:41 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: How about giving me your number
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2015, 12:12:34 PM »
It took me a moment to get it.......... duh......

But funny
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Re: How about giving me your number
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2015, 01:04:26 PM »
Fat girls need love...Just not from me..
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