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[grc]

This thread should be deleted along with the poster. This is not what the site is about and have not seen this tolerated in the past.

Unfortunately just being a moron isn't cause for being banned, as best I can tell.  I think I'm going to fire up the old Google and see how many advertisements and "glowing reviews" I can copy and then paste into a thread about hemorrhoids and hemorrhoid treatments, followed by another thread about magic spark plugs, and then another about magic fuel economy improvers.  If nothing else, maybe we can find a good treatment for a PITA in that hemorrhoid thread.

Jerry

[Twolanerider]

Unfortunately just being a moron isn't cause for being banned, as best I can tell.  I think I'm going to fire up the old Google and see how many advertisements and "glowing reviews" I can copy and then paste into a thread about hemorrhoids and hemorrhoid treatments, followed by another thread about magic spark plugs, and then another about magic fuel economy improvers.  If nothing else, maybe we can find a good treatment for a PITA in that hemorrhoid thread.

Jerry

I'm certain Motorkote treats hemorrhoids.  So it should all be in this same thread Jerry.

Or maybe Motorkote causes rather than treats them?  I get confused on this stuff since no one can keep track of all the miracles it bestows.

[MIKEYTEE]

I think Mr. Meoff, the originator of this thread, may have too much time on his hands and blisters somewhere else. Or his TV may be broken and he can't watch his favorite show, The View!
He'll stop when the TV is fixed.
Mike
 

[Twolanerider]

Want to see how to get a thread locked? Talk about NASCAR or The Battle Flag.
Remember Rule of Posting # 10.
Not that I would ever do that, But!
 
Mike
 

I believe that Motorkote, if air dropped in great volume from a sprayer affixed Antonov 124 (max payload 170 short tons) in orbit over Tehran would bring a renaissance of culture that would spread throughout the region.  The application would begin the end of radicalism and lay the foundations for peace in our time.  Motorkote, due to is friction reducing properties, would end the hostilities between men; everywhere.  Everywhere, that is, except for NASCAR venues and inside the United States Congress.

[sadunbar]

I think Mr. Meoff, the originator of this thread, may have too much time on his hands and blisters somewhere else. Or his TV may be broken and he can't watch his favorite show, The View!
He'll stop when the TV is fixed.
Mike
 

Paging Mr. Meoff........Paging Mr. Jack........     

[Keats]

Anyone here in favor of me sending Jack a case of Red Bull?

[fastfreddy]

so i got some of this MOTORKOTE and gave it a try,,, in all three holes...not bad stuff but my oh lady says it tastes bad 

[Twolanerider]

Paging Mr. Meoff........Paging Mr. Jack........     

Jack appears to be... off.

[Twolanerider]

so i got some of this MOTORKOTE and gave it a try,,, in all three holes...not bad stuff but my oh lady says it tastes bad 

I went to a gig with some Air Force blue suits today.  Told them all about this stuff.  Rubbing a quart of this stuff on an ICBM will bring the CEP down to the size of a squirrel's penis.  Squirt it on the wing flaps of a B52 and it'll fly vertical; for hours.  Put in the feeder dish for Rocky the Flying the Squirrel and that little chit could carpet bomb the DPRK.  Truly amazing stuff.

[MIKEYTEE]

I gave 3 ounces to an old mule across the road, He drank it then proceeded to fertilize the whole 40 acre field he was in. Only took about 15 minuets to start working and the whole field was organically fertilized in 20 minuets more. Great stuff, thanks Mr Meoff.
Mike
 

[Twolanerider]

I gave 3 ounces to an old mule across the road, He drank it then proceeded to fertilize the whole 40 acre field he was in. Only took about 15 minuets to start working and the whole field was organically fertilized in 20 minuets more. Great stuff, thanks Mr Meoff.
Mike
 

I can't believe we dismissed this product so casually Mike.  So callous, so wrong.

I had a flat tire today and was in a hurry.  Took out a little spritzer and just sprayed it on the outside of the tire.  My cage suddenly became a tracked vehicle.  I tried a little as a cologne.  Threesome.  With girls!  Squirted a little on the power cord to my monitor and the cord pulsed and shook like an elephants penis when he's "happy" then the stuff ran through the power grid, down the main lines, through the poles, in to the ground and the US oil reserve suddenly increased by 275 billion trillion barrels (btb's).

And I've still got over half my pint remaining.

[Chains]

I tried it on my head and went outside and in this heat started to sweat.  Not sure what to do now.

[Twolanerider]

I tried it on my head and went outside and in this heat started to sweat.  Not sure what to do now.

Anything this powerful you just have to be careful with.  It can NOT be used indiscriminately.  For gawd's sake I sprayed some on a vendor then looked up Mother Theresa on Wiki and she now looked like an old wrench working on bikes.  Seriously, I could stand to re-grow some hair.  But I'm not taking the risk of a poor application.

[Chains]

I guess jack was right it soaks into the base material and spreads.

[Twolanerider]

I guess jack was right it soaks into the base material and spreads.

If Mike Tyson had taken even a small drink of Motorkote Evander Hollyfield's ear would now be the size of Alaska.... 

If Dood ever put even one drop of Motorkote on his computer mouse every thread of every site anywhere in the world would suddenly move to a new location.