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[iski]

MotorKote is a miracle tonic for sure. It has the power to bring the squirrels out of hiding and to the magical oil thread. Now I not saying this MotorKote stuff is good or bad, but I did see some sprinkled on a pile of Unicorn poop and out of nowhere six Unicorns arose and took off flying around and spreading sparkles as they flew. It was totally amazing and then I realized I left my camera at home and my phone battery was dead, thus no pictures to post. But it really, really, really did happen...... HONEST!
Mike
 

I saw the same exact thing, & my phone battery was also dead & yes it really happened.  Also read on the internet that the secret ingredient in Motorcote is a drop of Chuck Norris sweat.

[MIKEYTEE]

I saw the same exact thing, & my phone battery was also dead & yes it really happened.  Also read on the internet that the secret ingredient in Motorcote is a drop of Chuck Norris sweat.

Well if you read it on the internet, it has to be true!
I hate dead phone batteries! 
Mike
 

[skratch]

if you put a drop of mk on your phone battery, it would rejuvenate it's charge and give you a stronger signal. 

[Hugh Janis]

We finally know the secret through deductive reasoning and fantasy. I don't know why Chuck Norris' sweat and Unicorn sparkles were not on the original list of ingredients.

[iski]

We finally know the secret through deductive reasoning and fantasy. I don't know why Chuck Norris' sweat and Unicorn sparkles were not on the original list of ingredients.

There was nowhere near enough information in the original posts in the thread.   

[Twolanerider]

MotorKote is a miracle tonic for sure. It has the power to bring the squirrels out of hiding and to the magical oil thread. Now I not saying this MotorKote stuff is good or bad, but I did see some sprinkled on a pile of Unicorn poop and out of nowhere six Unicorns arose and took off flying around and spreading sparkles as they flew. It was totally amazing and then I realized I left my camera at home and my phone battery was dead, thus no pictures to post. But it really, really, really did happen...... HONEST!
Mike
 

As long as someone else second hand reported to you of some other person's dyno tuning of your battery after it was sprinkled on by the Unicorn droppings the whole thing is absolutely trustworthy  .

If the Unicorns had only ingested a little Motorkote before the droppings dropped your battery would have lasted until the even bigger bang that end everything that started with the first very large bang.  But, alas, science (and moderators) have already proven that if a Unicorn even tastes Motorkote it's rainbow tail will grow a brazillion times and the poor animals will actually leave the earth's atmosphere in a ballistic trajectory.  Finding the early natural deposits of Motorkote in Unicorn land is what happened to the Unicorn population after all (so sad).  That's why there aren't any Unicorns remaining.

[Twolanerider]

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[fastfreddy]

NEED SOME HELP...never should have tried this stuff, my girl and i have a boat load of symptoms/conditions...are there any known antidotes for the side affects of, well, ummm, you read my earlier post   

[dlaws01]

You guys, please quit picking on Jack.  He might be a little eccentric and even passionate over this but most all of us have some weird, strange behaviors.  Jack is really a good guy that served us as a Marine in Vietnam and has gotten older and with that, just maybe a little more eccentric.  He's been here on this site since 2007 when he bought his springer.  I might not always agree with what he has to say and might even think of him as being a bit crazy but I do respect his right to his opinions.  I know that may be hard to understand for some of you but just wait until you start talking to yourself too.  Hang in there Jack.

[Twolanerider]

NEED SOME HELP...never should have tried this stuff, my girl and i have a boat load of symptoms/conditions...are there any known antidotes for the side affects of, well, ummm, you read my earlier post   

Oh my god, you had a... um... er... oh my....  a "motorkote reaction" that "lasted more than four hours" didn't you?  You poor bastard.  It says right on the bottle not to use it topically for that.  You might as well settle in with an ice pack.  It could be weeks.  So so sorry .

[Twolanerider]

You guys, please quit picking on Jack.  He might be a little eccentric and even passionate over this but most all of us have some weird, strange behaviors.  Jack is really a good guy that served us as a Marine in Vietnam and has gotten older and with that, just maybe a little more eccentric.  He's been here on this site since 2007 when he bought his springer.  I might not always agree with what he has to say and might even think of him as being a bit crazy but I do respect his right to his opinions.  I know that may be hard to understand for some of you but just wait until you start talking to yourself too.  Hang in there Jack.

Absolutely no one is suggesting Jack can't join the fun.  He is certainly thanked for the entertainment he's allowed.  There is no better sport than one who joins the fun happily and good naturedly even when it started at his expense.  Like everyone else here Jack is welcomed to hang with the guys and gals.

[MIKEYTEE]

We could always compare MotorKote to Roy's Root Oil which has been around since 1960 and was used extensively by NASA in project Mercury. NASA used it to coat the inside of the rocket engines prior to final assembly to keep them from rusting while sitting on the launch pad down in Cape Canaveral. The close proximity to the ocean reeked havoc on the untreated metals. This too was mocked by the masses of non educated rocket scientist. Just something to ponder!
Oh and it was also the forerunner of K-Y jelly.
Mike
 

 

[Hugh Janis]

Actually we were lining up some big weird rock fomations  using 3 drops of Motorcote on each rock, to line them up so we could push them over like dominoes.  Sign said Stone Hinge, we looked for the hinges but couldn't find any.  The locals were pissed when their rocks fell on their squirrels.  No sex with the rocks, because no condoms. 

You can keep the knife.  I took a bath in Motorcote & now can cut steaks or solid steel doors with just my fingernails.

MotorKote in solid form is often confused with butter and is able to spontaneously morph into formations.  And I kept the knife.

[iski]

MotorKote in solid form is often confused with butter and is able to spontaneously morph into formations.  And I kept the knife.

Ok, the knife was waxed with Glare polish BTW.

I looked again.  Not a single hinge.  You are the King of England, change the damn sign or add at least 1 hinge.

[Keats]

I have switched to Motorkote

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