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Alabama: Most Child Smokers
Alaska: Highest Chlamydia Rate
Arizona: Least Likely To Go To The Dentist Regularly
Arkansas: Fewest Advanced Degrees (per capita)

California: More Polluted Cities Than Any Other State
Colorado: Most Cocaine Use
Connecticut: Most Income Inequality
Delaware: Most Inactive State

Florida: Most Recreational Boat Accidents
Georgia: Least Ethical Legislators
Hawaii: Highest Homelessness Rate
Idaho: Rudest Drivers

Illinois: Most Train Accidents
Indiana: Most Meth Incidents
Iowa: Highest Racial Disparity In Marijuana Arrests
Kansas: Least Attractive Scenery

Kentucky: Worst Animal Protection Laws
Louisiana: Highest Murder Rate
Maine: Fewest Heliports
Maryland: Fewest Inmates Over 50

Massachusetts: First To Ban Happy Hour
Michigan: Worst Roads
Minnesota: Most Tornados (at least in 2010)
Mississippi: Shortest Life Expectancy

Missouri: Worst Puppy Mills
Montana: Most Traffic Deaths (per capita)
Nebraska: Fewest Pieces of Furniture Produced
Nevada: Highest Divorce Rate

New Hampshire: Least Amount of Inland Waterways
New Jersey: Worst Place To Get Caught Speeding
New Mexico: Most Accidental Deaths
New York: Highest State and Local Taxes

North Carolina: Last In Education
North Dakota: Least Visited
Ohio: Dirtiest Water
Oklahoma: Lowest Produce Consumption

Oregon: Highest Prescription Med Abuse
Pennsylvania: Worst Bridges
Rhode Island: Highest Teacher Absenteeism
South Carolina: Most Violent Crime

South Dakota: Lowest Paid Teachers
Tennessee: Most Dangerous
Texas: Fewest High School Graduates (per capita)
Utah: Nerdiest State

Vermont: Most Illicit Drug Use
Virginia: Lowest Oil Production (per capita)
Washington: Fewest Beliebers
West Virginia: Fewest College Grads (per capita)

Wisconsin: Highest Incarceration Rate of African Americans
Wyoming: Highest Suicide Rate
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2015, 01:31:08 PM »

Shocking stuff!  Nebraska, Maine, and Kansas should be ashamed!  ::) ::) ::)

*Sarcasm off*

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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2015, 01:38:26 PM »

For Tennessee, I was expecting something other than "most dangerous".  Danger from what?  Elvis impersonators?

Funny and sad stuff there, TFB.
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2015, 01:39:40 PM »


Iowa: Highest Racial Disparity In Marijuana Arrests



Highest racial disparity period, one goes with the other........
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2015, 01:53:08 PM »

Agree on the MI roads.
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2015, 01:53:46 PM »

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For Tennessee, I was expecting something other than "most dangerous".

Word of your reputation must have gotten around Haird...  :orange:
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2015, 01:58:56 PM »

Word of your reputation must have gotten around Haird...  :orange:

 :jester: :zroflmao: :vrolijk27:
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2015, 02:44:19 PM »

 :rolleyes4: :beatnik2: :pimp2: :vrolijk_12: :smoking: :alcohol: :freak:

Like wow man...I can't believe that about Vermont...I thought we were number one in crazies.

 :oops: :nixweiss:
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2015, 03:35:41 PM »

Arkansas:  slowest road construction crews on the PLANET!   I swear they've been working on the same stretches of some of our roads now for 20+ years.  And the appalling thing is they will lay the most beautiful asphalt down and within a few months, the road surface is wavy and humpy. 
We have a saying here that each time they start a new major project, it's either called a "career project" or "another retirement project in the making".
That and ridiculously low speed limits, stop lights and turn lights in the most unbelievable locations, and no dedicated right turn lanes at lights.  It's like the folks at the highway/planning dept don't ever drive a vehicle themselves.  Just amazing.  But we know what they're trying to do...they're dumming down the highways because people no longer know how to drive any more in this state. 
Oh and did I mention the most inconsiderate drivers also?  You come up to a 4-way stop and everyone just sits and sits and sits.  Finally someone will wave someone else thru.  But then those same people will pull right out in front of you in a 55mph zone, then take the better part of a half mile or more to get up to about 45, then they turn off on some other road (very slowly turn off).  They were in such a hurry to pull out in front of you that they make you slam on your brakes...then they take their time only to turn off a short distance from there.  And then you look behind you and realize that other than the 2 guys behind you this nimrod has also slowed down, there was nobody else behind you as far as the eye could see!
Well...thanks for the therapy...I feel better now!   :beatdeadhorse:
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2015, 05:06:40 PM »

For Tennessee, I was expecting something other than "most dangerous".  Danger from what?  Elvis impersonators?

Funny and sad stuff there, TFB.

They heard Howard playing the banjo.
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2015, 07:29:18 PM »

Arkansas:  slowest road construction crews on the PLANET!   I swear they've been working on the same stretches of some of our roads now for 20+ years.  And the appalling thing is they will lay the most beautiful asphalt down and within a few months, the road surface is wavy and humpy. 
We have a saying here that each time they start a new major project, it's either called a "career project" or "another retirement project in the making".
That and ridiculously low speed limits, stop lights and turn lights in the most unbelievable locations, and no dedicated right turn lanes at lights.  It's like the folks at the highway/planning dept don't ever drive a vehicle themselves.  Just amazing.  But we know what they're trying to do...they're dumming down the highways because people no longer know how to drive any more in this state. 
Oh and did I mention the most inconsiderate drivers also?  You come up to a 4-way stop and everyone just sits and sits and sits.  Finally someone will wave someone else thru.  But then those same people will pull right out in front of you in a 55mph zone, then take the better part of a half mile or more to get up to about 45, then they turn off on some other road (very slowly turn off).  They were in such a hurry to pull out in front of you that they make you slam on your brakes...then they take their time only to turn off a short distance from there.  And then you look behind you and realize that other than the 2 guys behind you this nimrod has also slowed down, there was nobody else behind you as far as the eye could see!
Well...thanks for the therapy...I feel better now!   :beatdeadhorse:

Ride around Massachusetts for a while... drivers in this state are nuts! Where do you think the term "Massholes" comes from!
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2015, 09:46:11 PM »

Agree on the MI roads.

Me too!   Those roads are horrible.

Can't figure out Most Dangerous for TN.  I have been to lots of places more dangerous then TN in the USA.
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2015, 08:50:40 PM »

Me too!   Those roads are horrible.

Can't figure out Most Dangerous for TN.  I have been to lots of places more dangerous then TN in the USA.
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2015, 10:21:19 AM »

Or it could be the trail of smoke Haird left when he moved from Alabama to Tennessee that lowered the visibility and made travel dangerous.   :huepfenlol2:
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Re: The Thing That Each State Is Absolutely The Worst At (not a joke)
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2015, 11:23:20 AM »

Virginia: Lowest Oil Production (per capita)

The state ad used to say "Virginia is for Lovers!"

Now I guess it would say "Virginia.....we're less oily!"   :huepfenlol2:
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