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[LRebel]

I had a male cardinal (bright red, if you don't know) fly from a guard-rail once.  The bird hit around the left fork/turn signal area.  I was running about 80 mph.  It was a RED explosion...red feathers flying every direction.  Took me a minute to figure out what I had hit.

[Hugh Janis]

In a long hard turn at night in the summer of 1984 I was on my Honda 750 with a frame mounted fairing.  Light was shining toward opposite ditch.  My toes on the low side were pointed down toward the road and very near touching the road when something hit the top of my foot at 60 mph.  It felt like it ripped my foot clean off but it wasn't a hard something like a rock.  I never saw it but my guess is a raccoon or an opossum.  It sprained my ankle.  I didn't put the bike down.

[Hugh Janis]

In another instance riding bitch on my brother's Suzuki we were going through a construction zone at about 40mph when I thought it would be funny to stick out my leg out and kick over a pylon.  It WASN'T funny.  It nearly pulled me off the back of the bike and caused my brother to swerve wildly in the direction of the pylon.  We didn't hit anything else, thank goodness.  I can't believe I used to be bulletproof.  My daughters know that all boys are idiots, especially teenage boys.

[Para Bellum]

Ran over a snake...tasted like chicken.   

[WFP]

Riding back from Colorado last year, I put my hand down to wave to another rider while in a construction zone.  Tagged one of the tall narrow pylons with my hand...damn did that ever sting!.

In another instance riding bitch on my brother's Suzuki we were going through a construction zone at about 40mph when I thought it would be funny to stick out my leg out and kick over a pylon.  It WASN'T funny.  It nearly pulled me off the back of the bike and caused my brother to swerve wildly in the direction of the pylon.  We didn't hit anything else, thank goodness.  I can't believe I used to be bulletproof.  My daughters know that all boys are idiots, especially teenage boys.

[BAKRDS]

Years ago the guy in front of me dropped a feather pillow his wife was using for a Sissy bar pad.I hit it square at about 60.Looked like we ran through a herd of chickens.

[Talon]

 

[Talon]

 

[Gettinold]

I'd like to HIT the lottery tomorow...... $23 million would get it done.   

[HogBreath]

I'd like to HIT the lottery tomorow...... $23 million would get it done.   

I've HIT a snag with JesterDecor about getting another Harley.

[Gettinold]

I've HIT a snag with JesterDecor about getting another Harley.

You need another HIT

[JesterDecor]

I've HIT a snag with JesterDecor about getting another Harley.

You're gonna get HIT with Divorce papers if you're thinkin' another Harley when ya just got one last month!

 

[HogBreath]

You're gonna get HIT with Divorce papers if you're thinkin' another Harley when ya just got one last month!

 

I've alread HIT Santa up about one of those new HD Fat Bobs! 

[SBB]

You're gonna get HIT with Divorce papers if you're thinkin' another Harley when ya just got one last month!

 

Hows that fishin song go?

"I'm gonna miss her when I get home tonight
Looky here another bite Harley"


Ken, repeat after me SERG,  again SERG!
There you go, , , , don't it feel good!

 

[HogBreath]

Hows that fishin song go?

"I'm gonna miss her when I get home tonight
Looky here another bite Harley"


Ken, repeat after me SERG,  again SERG!
There you go, , , , don't it feel good!

 

And I'd have to HIT you up for a job and a place to live. I'm not much with a hammer, but, always wanted to play use one of those air guns.  This business would be called JesterDecor Construction Company. AND..I refuse to work for my ex wife.