What Retired People Can
Do With Their Days...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired per son a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a "Nazi." < BR>He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on th e windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care.
I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important to my health
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