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[RedDevil]

Not many air conditioners being sold this time of the year so Howie has a lot of time on his hands right now. 

 

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Is everyone finally smiling now?

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[LRebel]

Not many air conditioners being sold this time of the year so Howie has a lot of time on his hands right now. 

 

And you would think that Global Warming would be good for the AC business

[FNGw/08SERK]

Not many air conditioners being sold this time of the year so Howie has a lot of time on his hands right now. 

 

Aren't air conditioners a huge contributor to Al Gore's warming??  

[Midnight Rider]

Bush Links Saddam Hussein And
Monica Lewinsky To Global Warming


 
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WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - President Bush today linked Saddam Hussein And Monica Lewinsky to the rapid melting of sea ice in the Arctic, a direct result of man-made global warming.
"I guess you're wondering who's responsible for all these catastrophes, like 9/11, Katrina, the Iraq War and Global Warming, that have occurred during my tenure as president?

Well, I'll tell you straight - it's Bill Clinton's fault!   If that pervert Clinton wasn't so obsessed with getting knob jobs from Monica Lewinsky, he would had time solve all these damn problems like global warming and terrorism that I'm having today.

If he had his act together, he also would have killed Osama bin Laden in the 1990's.  Heck, it would have been a trivial thing for him to do.

I know what you're thinking. If it was so easy for Clinton to kill Osama back then, why haven't I been able to kill bin Laden in 5 years?

Well fortunately, Karl tells me that's one of those rhetorical questions that I don't have to answer," said Bush.
 

[Hoist!]

Aren't air conditioners a huge contributor to Al Gore's warming??  

Yeah, and destroying the Ozone Layer too! Hey let's get started on that one!

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[vagabond6542]

Yeah, and destroying the Ozone Layer too! Hey let's get started on that one!

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Hummm, choice between Ozone layer and air conditioning.
What is a person to do.
Pass the beer,

[Twolanerider]

Bush Links Saddam Hussein And
Monica Lewinsky To Global Warming


 
[ Comment (1) ]
 
WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - President Bush today linked Saddam Hussein And Monica Lewinsky to the rapid melting of sea ice in the Arctic, a direct result of man-made global warming.
"I guess you're wondering who's responsible for all these catastrophes, like 9/11, Katrina, the Iraq War and Global Warming, that have occurred during my tenure as president?

Well, I'll tell you straight - it's Bill Clinton's fault!   If that pervert Clinton wasn't so obsessed with getting knob jobs from Monica Lewinsky, he would had time solve all these damn problems like global warming and terrorism that I'm having today.

If he had his act together, he also would have killed Osama bin Laden in the 1990's.  Heck, it would have been a trivial thing for him to do.

I know what you're thinking. If it was so easy for Clinton to kill Osama back then, why haven't I been able to kill bin Laden in 5 years?

Well fortunately, Karl tells me that's one of those rhetorical questions that I don't have to answer," said Bush.
 

Ok, now it's jacked.  I feel better now .

[vagabond6542]

Ok, now it's jacked.  I feel better now .

Don,
Glad it suits you now.

[Talon]

 

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[grandpadoc]

I buy into as far as the glaciers are melting way to fast. Seen several first hand and was quite a shock. Forestery has a handle on the trees but how are we going to get the the ice back. Not going to happen. JMO

...but the South Pole ice cap is getting larger, go figure. Doc