Yeah, I was reaching and trying to find something to throw, but I wasn't pissed enough to part with my keys or cell phone - close though!
In hindsite, I wonder if throwing small items will help the situation. If the guy is that warped, that might just put him over the edge. It's not like we were dealing with some old lady who was just dopy. This was some POS middle aged guy who obviously was enjoying antagonizing us. While catching up at the oasis would have been a gift from God, nobody is dumb enough to stop after messing with a bunch of bikers boiling over from his BS.
I was actually thinking more along the lines of a small extra oil bag and nozzle. Some fudgepacker rides your ass and a quick shot or two on the windshield and he'll just think the Harley is leaking something and back off right away. That was the only thing I could think of short of shooting the bastard.
Yeah - Yeah, it's easy to say to turn the other shoulder, and we did slow down and everything we could short of pulling over, but at some point, it gets damn personal.