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[LRebel]

I was a teenager during the 70's, so Carlin was a mainstay.  I liked most of his off-beat humor.

Carlin on getting stoned on airplanes:  "You can get off and get on or you can get on and get off.  It gives a whole new meaning to being high on the plane."

And Carlin on food:  "Why is there no blue food?  Where is the blue food!?  And don't give me blue jello.....that's not real food."

[BigR55]

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline:

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.
I just did. 

[MUFFMAN]

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline:

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.
I just did. 

He hit that dead on, didn't he! THE MUFFMAN!

[VaEagle]

Lots of George Carlin myths mentioned here:

http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q=george+carlin&sp-a=00062d45-sp00000000&sp-advanced=1&sp-p=all&sp-w-control=1&sp-w=alike&sp-date-range=-1&sp-x=any&sp-c=100&sp-m=1&sp-s=0

[Hoist!]

"And that's thr reason to keep smoking....it takes 10 years off of your life. They're the last 10 years! They suck anyway!!!" GC

RIP George! So many great things came outta this man's mouth! You'll be truly missed George!

Hoist!

[SPIDERMAN]

"And that's thr reason to keep smoking....it takes 10 years off of your life. They're the last 10 years! They suck anyway!!!" GC

RIP George! So many great things came outta this man's mouth! You'll be truly missed George!

Hoist!

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[EAGLE1]

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that just stone cold bro!   

[iski]

And Carlin would be laughing his ass off if he heard that line......